Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work.
"Guess what, mate," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous
blonde girl in a bar."
"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into
the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."
"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.
"I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk next
to my new laptop."
"Really? You got a new laptop?"